Which of your pet's accomplishments is s/he proudest of?
I saw a Far Side cartoon strip that had "Names we give our dogs" vs. "Names they give themselves," which included titles like "soiler of oriental rugs" and such. If your pets introduced themselves to other pets and bragged about their accomplishments, what would they say?
I think my dog would be Mississippi, Biter of Ducks and Decimator of Sticks, for example.
Make us smile! 
Howldine, I found one online that I like better, but it won't show up. I don't know who created it:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/thenena/dog.jpg
I made the one that's my icon, please use it!:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/thenena/ball.jpg
JR, I had a chicken in psychology class that we named "Stupid." Everyone thought it was mean. I say the truth hurts sometimes. When another chick went berserk, Stupid was one of the first to go. RIP.
My parents have an Aussie mix, Kristy - Depository of Loves and Harrasser of Scooters, Master Duckherd
My parents' ducks don't have names, but they'd be "Soilers of the Patio"
Here's the cartoon:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/thenena/farside_dogs.jpg
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June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Kaya, Fearless and Intrepid Liberator of All Unjustly Contained Trash.
Viva la revolution!
PS: I LOVE your new avatar! Where did you find it- I want one for my desk!
EDIT: THANK YOU!!! Proudly hanging next to my prized pic of Bush and Cheney as Beavis and Butthead
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
My Male Akita would deffinatly be called "wimp to cats" or " I squat to pee" ha ha He is a year old and still squats Daddy is so proud hee hee and the cats get whatever they want even his bones when he is chewing on them lol
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
my cousins dog would probably be "Calvin, Addict swimming,and "Saver*" of drowning humans
*jumps on ppls shoulders right after they get in the water
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Sugar Bear- her greatest accomplishment is letting the kids jump and play all over her w/o ever once hurting them ! She’s a 130 lb. rottweiler !
Sugar Bear tamer of the childen or beloved fuzzy junglegym..
Or that she is very "mouth" gentle she will eat a piece of popcorn from your fingers in 3 bites..
Sugar Bear Popcorn savoror !!!
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I have one I call booger.
I have been told Im not to make up names anymore.
Ill get a beer and a new foster and come up with something goofy and off the wall. I do try to stay away from "bad" words. But a sick cat I named snotty. Its on his vet records. I named a puppy that pooed EVERYWHERE Pooty.
Not all of them are bad I keep it PG 13.
I named one stitch everyone thought it was from lilo and stitch. It was because she was so stupid she went through a window and had to be stitched up her entire side 12 times before the vets gave up. SOme of them sound better than what was going through my head.
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
My girl ferret whould be "Taker of the tub stopper"….my boy ferret whould be "attacker of trash"….lol XD
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
We named our Border Collie Shadow, and it turns out, she likes to chase shadows
Last nite, in our obedience class, a fellow classmate declared her the herding star at our first herding lesson. Would like to see that one stick 
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Yoda- christener of clean litter boxes- it doesn’t matter if he JUST went to the litter box, he must go again EVERYtime I clean it!
Bambam-hider from all things bigger than dust- oxymoron for a name- she used to run around an beat on other animals but now she is 12 yr old she hides from everyone and everything
Mildew Millie (Mido) eater of all things in back yard to keep other dogs from it. - I once saw her literally eat a habinero pepper that my dad dropped from the garden to keep our other dog from getting it
Radon- need I say more? (he was a chow that didn’t bark- silent but deadly)
Astro- dominator of the bed during thunderstorms - he would crawl into the bed with you (putting his head on the pillow and wait to be covered up with his blanket before he woudl stop shivering) and he was a pit bull!
June 23rd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Hmmm…I woud say my dogs name themselves the following….
My name for her - "Zoe" - her name for herself - "Fastest eater in the MidWest"
My name for her - "Hannah" - Her name for herself - "Guardian of the Trees"
My name for him - "Tailor" - His name for himself - "Snoozer of the House"