Mommy & “Uncle” Frank?
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"
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February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
LMAO! Thats good, lol, very good!
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
OMG ROFL
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
That is what I would call a wrong number !!!!
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Outstandingly hilarious!!!! Keep up the cute ones….thanks for the needed laugh..
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
this is the WRONG number! lol
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
LOL!!!!
This is really funny!
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
LOL!your jokes are really nice,i like them.here is two jokes for you:
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?" The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says "Don’t you have a vase?"
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms."
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HAVE A NICE DAY♥
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
lol
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
wrong number. o.k.
February 6th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
lol very funny